This is your emperor again. While I was on my search for an immortal elixir, one of my subordinates decided it would be a good idea to overthrow me. Do not worry though, I will not be gone long. I shall retake my empire from this pest and then we can have a PARTY for my triumphant return!
I am the emperor of the Han Dynasty. In return for the gift of my foresight and guidance to this nation, I DEMAND that anyone, with any information on an immortal elixir, respond to this blog. In return I offer barrels of gold and a position among my advisers at your disposal. I find it very